I have been chuckling to my self most of the morning,I shall explain in a moment,today the sun is shining but it is very cold,is that a warning of snow coming? Anyway back to what has made me chuckle.Last year in answer to a challenge I was erm placed on what can only be classed as site where you meet people,Not a dating site as such,but what happens is you place pics(or not) and place a profile a little about yourself,people message you and rate you. Now I have actually met a few nice people through this site ( Just friends) though there are quite a lot of what I can only class as sleazy. I actually got quite bored by this place and due to something someone else on there said to me decided to use it as a study subject. It has been quite interesting. Anyway I was 'rated' yesterday by a erm gentleman,so I went to look at his profile! Now most people on thier profile place thier profession and interests etc,some you know are just made up but hey each to thier own.On this particular one it invites you to write a little about yourself,on mine it basically says if you want to know ask. Now the basic idea is to meet people even if it is only to chat to,so this persons profile goes like this.
Profession...Private Investigator/Professional Writer
Interests....Writing,Politics,Business,Nature.

His other bits say he likes Peace and quiet,planning the future,doesnt like marrieds/in-relationships messaging him etc
This is the part that made me chuckle
In your own Words.
I`m looking for someone who is loving,commited sincere and respectable!The lady I`d like to meet would posses a skin free from tattos and piercings and would enjoy having a reputation for decency,commited relationships and fidelity.Education,background and personal circumstances do not matter.What does,is a hankering for traditional values and romance,empathy,a giving nature and an aversion to Ann Sommers products.
The lady I would love will be feminine,stable,happy with a quiet lifestyle and possibly be a reader/writer-similar to me,family orientated,with an aversion to clubs,smoking and the 'Adult' industry,so if like me you have no time for sociopaths get in touch.

Thats me out then