You know how you have it all planned? finish the ironing, finish the packing, sort things out that have to be sorted. My Daughter, the dykey one, is having Molly, she is staying here for the week. Meet me at lunch, she says so I can buy toiletries, I have a whole shelf full, and more, but no she has to have her own.
And then it starts, the son, mam the Sat Nav isn't working will you take it back?
Mam the shirt I just bought needs cufflinks will you get me some?
Mam the kids need, mam I need, mam,.
I am changing my name!!
Four hours in town to do everything they needed, and I still haven't finished all mine
Ah well I have all night and all day tomorrow, well not all day, as I have to go back in town 
Right how has your day been?